She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Are we still banned from the library?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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