i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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