Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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