well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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