So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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