hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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