I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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