you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
How external is "for external use only"?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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