Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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