he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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