My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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