I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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