Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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