I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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