I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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