What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Randomize
