Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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