no, he came in my armpit
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We don't watch enough power rangers
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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