She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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