Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Randomize
