now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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