Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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