I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
time to smoke my breakfast
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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