WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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