You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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