Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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