Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
she pinky promised me she was 18
There r osticjed everywhere
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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