So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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