You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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