Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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