you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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