The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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