It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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