how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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