just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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