dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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