He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
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