Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
don't judge my taste in strippers
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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