Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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