normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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