i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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