Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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