So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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