so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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