She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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