White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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