So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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