with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
PANTIES FOUND
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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