the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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