He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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