I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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