the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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