She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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