Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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