yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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