I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Your cock deserves a montage
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Randomize
