Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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