My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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